Funny Story of Three Turtles
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On a beautiful day with beautiful weather...
They crawled and crawled....
after six years....
they finally reached the top of the mountain...
There they sat down...
Just when they were about to eat...
Blue Turtle :"OH NO! ..."
Black Turtle :"Blue Turtle....what's wrong?"
Blue Turtle :"I... I forgot to bring the hot water bottle..."
Black Turtle :"Then what should we do... Now we can't make instant noodle..."
Yellow Turtle :"How awful... I'm so hungry too..."
Blue Turtle :"..."
Yellow Turtle :"We'll just eat it as it is! Just eat it dry like a snack"
Blue Turtle :"NO! How can that compare to some piping hot soup with noodles! How about this! It's entirely my fault! I'll go back and get it!"
Yellow Turtle :"Blue Turtle..."
Black Turtle :"You really are..."
"Blue Turtle, to have a brother like you... I, Black Turtle will die happy."
Yellow Turtle :"...we are in this together! We promise we will wait for you to come back...then we'll eat together!"
Blue Turtle :"Don't worry... I'l be back as soon as possible..."
Time flew... Years passed... Soon... 20 years had passed!
Blue Turtle never come back, and Yellow Turtle and Black Turtle had changed from young turtles to old turtles...
Yellow Turtle :"Black Turtle, i think Blue Turtle must not be coming back after all! I'm so hungry my chest can touch my back!"
"I think... we should just eat and stave off the hunger!
Black Turtle :"NO! We gave our word!"
"We promised Blue Turtle that we would eat together when he came back!"
Gruuuk gruuuk (sounds of Black Turtle's stomach growls)
Black Turtle :"..."
Yellow Turtle :"Hmph! You must be really hungry too! Stomach growling so loud like a drum"
"...just eat already! We'll apologize to him when he comes back!"
Black Turtle :"..."
"Is... is this really ok? But..."
"...I really can't stand the hunger any longer!"
"Blue Turle... I'm so sorry!"
Just before Black Turtle put the dry noodle in his mouth, someone's shouting
"Wait just a second !!"
So, that's the story of three turtle, the moral we get from this story is...
taken from : Bowling King chapt 97 by Tong Ai
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They crawled and crawled....
after six years....
they finally reached the top of the mountain...
There they sat down...
Just when they were about to eat...
Blue Turtle :"OH NO! ..."
Black Turtle :"Blue Turtle....what's wrong?"
Blue Turtle :"I... I forgot to bring the hot water bottle..."
Black Turtle :"Then what should we do... Now we can't make instant noodle..."
Yellow Turtle :"How awful... I'm so hungry too..."
Blue Turtle :"..."
Yellow Turtle :"We'll just eat it as it is! Just eat it dry like a snack"
Blue Turtle :"NO! How can that compare to some piping hot soup with noodles! How about this! It's entirely my fault! I'll go back and get it!"
Yellow Turtle :"Blue Turtle..."
Black Turtle :"You really are..."
"Blue Turtle, to have a brother like you... I, Black Turtle will die happy."
Yellow Turtle :"...we are in this together! We promise we will wait for you to come back...then we'll eat together!"
Blue Turtle :"Don't worry... I'l be back as soon as possible..."
Time flew... Years passed... Soon... 20 years had passed!
Blue Turtle never come back, and Yellow Turtle and Black Turtle had changed from young turtles to old turtles...
Yellow Turtle :"Black Turtle, i think Blue Turtle must not be coming back after all! I'm so hungry my chest can touch my back!"
"I think... we should just eat and stave off the hunger!
Black Turtle :"NO! We gave our word!"
"We promised Blue Turtle that we would eat together when he came back!"
Gruuuk gruuuk (sounds of Black Turtle's stomach growls)
Black Turtle :"..."
Yellow Turtle :"Hmph! You must be really hungry too! Stomach growling so loud like a drum"
"...just eat already! We'll apologize to him when he comes back!"
Black Turtle :"..."
"Is... is this really ok? But..."
"...I really can't stand the hunger any longer!"
"Blue Turle... I'm so sorry!"
Just before Black Turtle put the dry noodle in his mouth, someone's shouting
"Wait just a second !!"
So, that's the story of three turtle, the moral we get from this story is...
taken from : Bowling King chapt 97 by Tong Ai
Funny Story of A Rabbit and A Panda
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One day a rabbit and a panda taking a joyous walk in the woods.
Suddenly panda's stomach feels strange.... like he needs to "go"
Panda ; " ....."
So Panda asks rabbit to find the restroom with him.
Panda ; "Oh yeah! Rabbit, there's something i need to ask you! When you're using the toilet, are you afraid of getting poop on your fur...?".
Rabbit ; "um, i've never been bothered by this problem..."
"...i'm not scared at all!".
So they begin to search for a restroom in the woods. The walk...they walk...
Suddenly Panda asks worriedly again...
Panda ; " Rabbit! I must ask you again. Are you really not afraid of getting poop on your fur?".
Rabbit ; " Panda! I'm telling the truth! i'm really not scared at all!".
Panda ; "...."
Panda and Rabbit resume their search in the forest...
After a moment they finally arrive at front of the door to the restroom....
Panda ; "Rabbit! I must ask you again with all seriousness! Are you really not afraid of getting poop on your fur?"
Rabbit ; "Panda! I told you twice already! I'm not scared at all!"
The moral of the story is.....
taken from : Bowling King chapt 96 by Tong Ai
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Suddenly panda's stomach feels strange.... like he needs to "go"
Panda ; " ....."
So Panda asks rabbit to find the restroom with him.
Panda ; "Oh yeah! Rabbit, there's something i need to ask you! When you're using the toilet, are you afraid of getting poop on your fur...?".
Rabbit ; "um, i've never been bothered by this problem..."
"...i'm not scared at all!".
So they begin to search for a restroom in the woods. The walk...they walk...
Suddenly Panda asks worriedly again...
Panda ; " Rabbit! I must ask you again. Are you really not afraid of getting poop on your fur?".
Rabbit ; " Panda! I'm telling the truth! i'm really not scared at all!".
Panda ; "...."
Panda and Rabbit resume their search in the forest...
After a moment they finally arrive at front of the door to the restroom....
Panda ; "Rabbit! I must ask you again with all seriousness! Are you really not afraid of getting poop on your fur?"
Rabbit ; "Panda! I told you twice already! I'm not scared at all!"
The moral of the story is.....
taken from : Bowling King chapt 96 by Tong Ai
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